YEP. YOUR’RE DOING IT AGAIN.
Leave me alone.
DONE DEAL. REAL QUICK BEFORE I GO: WHAT’S YOUR WORD COUNT AT RIGHT NOW?
Shut up! I’m refining my process.
OH, SHAME ON ME FOR INTERRUPTING THE BARD WHILE HE’S AT WORK.
Weren’t you supposed to be me, like my subconscious or whatever? You’re being awfully snippy.
WOULDST THE BARD LIKE ME TO TONE-ETH DOWN THE SASS?
I thought the whole point of you was to help me with my writing. This isn’t getting me anywhere.
WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING IT, THEN?
I don’t think I can even remember at this point.
LET ME ASK YOU THIS: HOW MUCH TIME HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SPENT WRITING SINCE THE LAST POST?
Since the introduction? Like, right after! I don’t remember anything about the last two days that doesn’t involve writing, in fact beyond my immediate surroundings I have no idea what’s going on in the world. California could have sunk into the Pacific Ocean yesterday and I’d be none the wiser. You’d think with all that time I’d have something to show for it but PBBTPBBTPBBTPBBTPBBT
ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE?
I’m fine! I was trying to do a sound effect thing, like when you make a raspberry noise with your mouth? Like that. I’ve got nothing, is what I mean to say. Give me a break.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE HAVING A PRETTY ROUGH GO OF IT.
I got four hours of sleep last night, so yes, on the whole I’d describe things right now as “shaky”. Also “blurry”. Let’s just say it’s a good thing I’m sitting down.
NOT ALL BAD THOUGH, RIGHT?
I mean yeah, sure, not completely terrible. When I’m just “talking” or whatever you want to call it, that part’s pretty fun. But then I try to get into the real stuff I want to talk about it doesn’t click. I’m trying to come at it from different angles and none of it sounds like me.
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT?
Well, it’s kind of an awkward topic. I’m trying to spin it in a way where it doesn’t sound stupid, but there’s really no way to talk about it where I come off looking good.
I THINK THAT PARTICULAR SHIP LEFT THE PORT A WHILE BACK.
Let me dream, darn you! Or darn me?! I still don’t get how this works and I’m the one writing it!!!
CHILL, DUDE. IT’S PROBABLY NOT AS BAD AS YOU’RE MAKING IT OUT TO BE. WHY DON’T YOU BREAK IT DOWN.